Solved: The mystery of Trump’s hair

The mystery of Donald Trump’s hair (“style” would be an over-reach), so long contested, may have finally been solved by his daughter Ivanka Trump—at the same as she reportedly mocks her father’s hair affair to friends.

As reported by Michael Wolff in his new book about President Trump’s first year in office, Fire and Fury: Inside Trump’s White House, we learn that it is Trump’s beloved daughter that leads the chorus of those who mock the Trump “do” (or “don’t’).

“She treated her father with a degree of detachment, even irony, going so far as to make fun of his comb-over to others,” Wolff writes, as extracted in New York magazine. “She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate—a contained island after scalp-reduction ­surgery—surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray.”

Check out this photo for the details.

Donald Trump’s Bullshit
Look closely at his hair. Trump has male-pattern baldness — he is bald on top with hair around the edges. So — he lets the hair he has grow very long. Then — (1) he sweeps the hair from the back of his head forward to cover the bald spot and hang over his forehead, while (2) he sweeps the side hair backward to it hangs over his collar, after which (3) he applies a generous amount of hair spray to hold it all together.

As for the color — “The color, she would point out to comical effect,” Woolf continues, “was from a product called Just for Men—the longer it was left on, the darker it got. Impatience resulted in Trump’s orange-blond hair color.”